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About Me
- Helen
- Cynical Woman is really Helen E. H. Madden, a stay-at-home mom who also works as a writer and graphic artist. I work in the scandelous field of erotica (oh my!), as well as the often disdained fields of science fiction and fantasy. When I'm not busy trying to civilize my children, I'm either writing or working on my art. When I'm not doing that, I'm usually at the dojo kicking ass (my own more often than not).
Helen's Websites
The Adventures of Cynical Woman
Helen's Adult Cartoons(For ages 18+)
Helen's Erotica Stories(For ages 18+)
Erotica Resources(For ages 18+)
Erotica Writers(For ages 18+)
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- Move It Mama Monday
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- sleep
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- Stay-at-home-mom
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- The Adventures Of Cynical Woman
- The Golden Compass
- tired
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- Welcome to Mundania
- what I miss
- Wii
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- work
- Work-at-home Mom
- writing
- writing wednesday
- ZBrush
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Previous Rants
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2006
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July
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- A Word Of Advice
- 20 Things I Can Do While Breastfeeding
- Lessons From The Polar Bear - How To Keep Your Mar...
- Dreams Of Divorce?
- Feeding Frenzy
- Recovering From An Off Week
- Problems With Preschool
- Interpreting Your Baby’s Cries (yeah, right.)
- Another Long Night With A Screaming Baby
- What’s It Worth, Really? A Mom’s Nonexistent Payc...
- The Devil Wears Pink - An Analysis Of Little Girl’...
- Shake Your Booty, Mama - Dancing To Get Some Exercise
- Shake Your Booty, Mama - Dancing To Get Some Exercise
- Ode To My Lactating Breasts
- Time Warp - A Preschooler’s Understanding Of The H...
- The Power Of 5:30 AM
- Who The Hell Stole My Time Off? One Pissed Off Mo...
- Potty Mouth And Baby Talk
- My Amazing Three-Year-Old - The Secret To Survivin...
- Mystery Of The Green Poop Solved?
- Green Poop And Other Midnight Mysteries
- Breast Feeding In Public - What’s Your Comfort Level?
- How Sleep Deprived Am I?
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July
(23)
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