Ode To My Lactating Breasts

*Sung to the tune of "Do Your Ears Hang Low"

Do your boobs overflow
And shoot breast milk up your nose?

Like a fire hydrant spout?
Do they wear your D-cups out?

Do they sit below your shoulders
Like a pair of great big boulders?

Do your boobs overflow?

Thank you, thank you. Don't applaud. Just throw money