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Parenting is hell...
About Me
- Helen
- Cynical Woman is really Helen E. H. Madden, a stay-at-home mom who also works as a writer and graphic artist. I work in the scandelous field of erotica (oh my!), as well as the often disdained fields of science fiction and fantasy. When I'm not busy trying to civilize my children, I'm either writing or working on my art. When I'm not doing that, I'm usually at the dojo kicking ass (my own more often than not).
Helen's Websites
The Adventures of Cynical Woman
Helen's Adult Cartoons(For ages 18+)
Helen's Erotica Stories(For ages 18+)
Erotica Resources(For ages 18+)
Erotica Writers(For ages 18+)
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- death
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- Helen E. H. Madden
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- Move It Mama Monday
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- Operation Kill A Lot Of Plants
- Ouchies and Boo Boos
- Outdoor Activity
- Parenting
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- podcast
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- sleep
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- stay-at-home mom
- Stay-at-home-mom
- Tantrums
- Techno Tuesday
- technology
- Tee Morris
- Test
- The Adventures Of Cynical Woman
- The Golden Compass
- tired
- twilight
- Vacation
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- Wardrobe
- Website update
- Welcome to Mundania
- what I miss
- Wii
- Wii Fit
- Wii Sports Resort
- work
- Work-at-home Mom
- writing
- writing wednesday
- ZBrush
- Zombie
Previous Rants
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2007
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February
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- And The Absent-Minded Mom Award Goes To...
- Bye-bye Baby
- Happy Birthday Cassie!
- How I Spent Valentine’s Day
- The Hazards Of Crawling
- Things I Do Not Want To Hear My Three-Year-Old Scr...
- More Disney Memories - Sam Grows
- Great Moments In Disney Vacation History - Excuses...
- I Fell Off The Face Of The Earth And Landed In Dis...
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February
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1 comment:
Hahahahahaha!!! Oh brother. She won't eat her vegetables, but bring on the Meow Mix! Or any other random piece of crap they can find on the floor and cram in their mouth. Kids.
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