Baby Got Rap!

With apologies to Sir Mix-A-Lot...

I like clean butts and I cannot lie
You other babies can’t deny
When your diaper’s wet you get upset
And then you start to cry.

That poopie is tough, it’s stinky smelly stuff
Gotta wipe my hiney, make it shiney
When I’m in the buff.

I’m a little bitty baby but I got a lotta rap...
I’m a little bitty baby but I got a lotta rap...